Thursday, December 31, 2015

Music is Essential to a Successful Life

I'm Going to Give Away some of My Biggest Secrets


First off, what type of music do I mean? This is where my secrets in this area of expertise is laid bare. Prepare for some sick beats, because you can't get much better than what I am about to share with you.

The four composers I am going to name are: Arjen Lucassen, Devin Townsend, Square a Saw, and finally, me. This isn't flattery on my behalf--I only include myself because I have been working with making music for over eight years, and it takes eight years to gain mastery over a field of technical nature. Such as is, take my education under the category of women, relationships, and dating -- I have also spent a little over eight years working on that.

Arjen Lucassen's music is pretty wild. I recommend the album, "Lost in the New Real" first, because that will give you a clear idea of all the genres he covers in all his other lucid albums.

Next, Devin Townsend's music is often a wall of chords and harmonies, and his guitar and singing accompaniment is superlative. His albums really go into the mind of your soul, and help you explore the outer, less-visited, reaches of your life.

Now, everyone should be into house, electro-house, electro, and glitch-hop, seriously. Square a Saw really takes the cake when it comes to developing this music. It's got themes, you can dance to it, and the mastering is pretty impressive. Grab a pair of nice headphones, and listen your heart out.

Finally, me. I will spare you the stories for a few reasons, because it's really woo-woo, but I am developing a music project that verges on the realm of bizarre. Each song in the Takeryl project is meant to portray something that exists out there in the world.

That's all. This is where I get a lot of my energy from. So feel lucky.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Relationship Advice for the Couple

It's Like Drinking a Lager -- Get Used to it


Sometimes when it's nighttime, you have to go out and experience the city life. If you don't drink coffee or don't drink beers, you've got a fucked up life-experience, seriously. Stop being a fucking Mormon because you aren't one anyway, so fucking get over it you masochistic idiot. Seriously.

I'm going to break every blogger convention here and fuck things up because I can, and will.

People live lives too safely, unless they're just insane, and that obviously doesn't count. Those who are sane are shy, reserved, and don't have a taste for life. I can see it in your eyes, you noob. I read it when you crossed the threshold into this cafe.

Nighttime is only dangerous if you're in the wrong place. Don't go to the wrong place, please.

Basically, you need to grow up, because clearly you're a NOOB, aagh, get over it and experience life. Just because you live in a suburban district doesn't mean you can't go to the local downtown district and enjoy a little high life. Fucking try it, or I'll call you a noob again. Pshaw.

The last thing I'll say is this: if you're a virgin, it's because that's the way life wants to treat you, not because you are a loser.

Why the Future Lies in the Woman

Why She is so Special, so Dangerous


The barrier before the door is in the woman psyche. Men have been let free, but women are stuck behind closed doors. The men are enjoying the sex for the time being, but the women are just there for the ride, and it's there, like a splinter in their mind. Remember Neo? Something is bothering the collective woman, and it's, "What if I got into sex as much as the man I'm with? It sounds so dangerous, because I am built to be a sensitive creature, and fuck it if I can even pleasure myself alone because virtual sex sucks," (we all know what I mean by virtual sex--it's fantasizing while trying to get off by yourself -- no one sane masturbates because that's retarded for a million reasons), "and it's not like I can get off alone anyway, and ironically, neither can men. So we need each other in this colorful game."

It's time for the women to step out and feel it, and then through them, revolutionize the world. It's there, just waiting to be plucked off the tree. Just taste it.

Look, if you believe Satan exists, then you're an American masochist, because literally no other country literally believes Satan exists -- yeah, not even the pope, which is why the Catholics are freaking out over him going rogue. It's funny, really...

But this is touching on the elements of Christen.

All I can further say is this: be guarded and safe, but just know, we're going in.

I am using sexual innuendos on purpose to break down the taboo -- honestly, the taboo needs to go first.

Sex is the Door to a New Reality

We are on the Brink of a New Advancement


What is this new advancement you might be wondering? The key, quite literally, lies in the woman. The women of the world hold all the power, and to iterate, and experience God in a new way, we need to continue the work of David DeAngelo, David Deida, Amber Lupton, Annie Lalla, and those who have helped them on their journeys.

Man, as a whole and not gender exclusive, needs to understand something vital called Christen, but in order to do so, we need a good conversion, and that is through the great avenue: sex. Unbridled, unhindered, and beautiful sex. I mean it -- in sex lies the key to a new future.

Are you ready to join me? I don't mean sexually, unless... you want... I mean in a new way of looking at the world. Beyond the gate, the lighted chamber, the sea of cacophonies, lies Christen. And that will blow your mind, and revolutionize the world. All war will cease, art and beauty will skyrocket into the stratosphere, and those who deserve to pay for their crimes will do so.

Welcome to the new real.